“I don’t know what I want. It’s like pornography or the perfect turd, It’s hard to describe, but I’ll know it when I see it.”
— Trevor, GTA 5
Reblogged from levidaenci  7 notes

DAMN YOU ROCKSTAR

levidaenci:

Because of the Cat thing with Michael, I’m now picturing him wearing a cat suit and walking around his mansion on all fours like a giant pussy. 

Then Trevor coming in and finding him like that and all Michael replies with when he asks what the fuck is going on is a loud Meowing noise. 

In response to that…Trevor dresses up like a dog and chases M through the house. Resulting in them fighting like animals or…..something else…like animals. 

Damn… I’m totally exploding, cuz the last sentence. Wish someone will write something like that.

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kerrsei:

Did anyone notice how Trevor, Michael and Franklin showed up in the TF2 Grave Matters comic?Merasmus even calls the one that looks like Trevor,“‘T-Bone,”Toilet wine kinda sounds like a Trevor thing as wellThe Michael one is even wearing a tie 

Jesus! TREVOR MICHAEL FRANKLIN all in one prison cell. Looks like this wine smells like urine, and T-BONE is a guy in Watch dogs. LMAO

kerrsei:

Did anyone notice how Trevor, Michael and Franklin showed up in the TF2 Grave Matters comic?

Merasmus even calls the one that looks like Trevor,“‘T-Bone,”
Toilet wine kinda sounds like a Trevor thing as well
The Michael one is even wearing a tie 

Jesus! TREVOR MICHAEL FRANKLIN all in one prison cell. Looks like this wine smells like urine, and T-BONE is a guy in Watch dogs. LMAO

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foejeldmann:

A sea of Jimmies.

Reblogged from arnodorian  52,600 notes

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relationship goal: a relationship

Michael: So, what’s your relationship goal? huh, You can’t marry a woman who is old enough to be your mother or every hole’s a goal forever, T.
Trevor(drunk): MY RELATIONSHIP GOAL IS JWHEWUJHEUQ
Michael: WAT!?
Trevor(drunk): MY RELATIONSHIP GOAL IS…IS A RELATIONSHIP! IT’S NOT YOUR BUSINESS, OKAY? Especially YOU have abandoned me twiceeeeeee
Michael: YOU KNOW IT’S NOT LIKE THAT.
Trevor(drunk):JUST…JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP M!! STOP RUINING MY NIGHT!